Category: -Movie Review
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Movie Review – The Crow
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This is not a movie review. This is a warning. There’s nothing worth seeing in this movie. If you’re a big fan of Bill Skarsgård, do yourself a favor and watch Boy Kills World. (Streaming on YouTube | Amazon for $5.99). There are spoilers ahead because… Why not. If you haven’t seen this movie yet…
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Movie Review – Alien: Romulus
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This movie was clearly made to appeal to the Gen-Z generation. And if it fails we’ll be able to say: Gen-Z exterminated the alien threat. Every character, save one, is in their 20s. The cast is a collection of young adults trying to escape a life of servitude. The good If you’re a lifelong Aliens…
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Movie Review – Cuckoo
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Sadly, this movie sucked. I have no idea what to write except to warn you. Save your money and your time and skip it. It made no sense what-so-ever. The acting was horrible. Even the noises were annoying. The only reason I stayed for the whole thing is I’d probably get fired if I left…
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Movie Review – Borderlands
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Take Guardians of the Galaxy, Mad Max, and Captain Marvel. Mix them all together and then take out all the good bits and you have Borderlands. This has got to be one of the biggest what were you thinking moments in movie-making history. Who thought this was a good idea? Did anyone read this script before greenlighting the project? How does…
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Movie Review – Harold and the Purple Crayon
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Harold and the Purple Crayon is probably a great movie, if you’re a pre-teen. I’m not sure kids much older than that will enjoy it too much. The characters and plot are all obvious and I didn’t get the feeling that the moral of the story really had any impact. It’s difficult to really tell what the moral…
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Movie Review – Trap
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Trap was a solid tension based movie that kept you guessing right up until the end. Josh Hartnett did an outstanding job with his role. He would bounce from the perfect father figure to a scheming serial killer called, The Butcher. This role needed a strong actor to portray the many different personalities that were tightly wound…
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Movie Review – Deadpool & Wolverine
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This story is purely a vehicle to recklessly deliver the characters to every possible homage and hilarious fourth-wall break. Quite frankly, the story is crap. But it’s hard to notice because of all the humor and seemingly endless cameos. I’m not sure what was the best part: seeing Hugh Jackman again as an R-rated Wolverine…
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The Five Best Movies You ‘Probably’ Haven’t Seen (Rob’s version)
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Nearly a fortnight ago Dan sent round an idea for some articles based on films we like but we thought a lot of people might not have seen. His version was posted last week and here is mine! 1, Paper Mask (1990) When is a horrific film not a horror film? Paper Mask is a…
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Twisters (2024) Movie Review
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Let me start off with a few of the possible negatives. I had plenty of yep called that moments or as some in my family say “we could write this” moments. But there were a couple of times where I called some things and I was wrong. But there was still plenty that I…
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Movie Review – Oddity
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Last night we went and watched Oddity, it was odd indeed. It had a very surreal feel to it, it was very slow, very quiet and methodical. I really liked how they fed you information, they were very subtle about it. The acting was perfect for the tone of the movie. Again, it was slow…
