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RunPee Weekly Newsletter 20th edition (July 29th, 2020)

July 29, 2020

The app that tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes. Movie Review – Artemis Fowl, from a novel novice Does the movie make any sense if you haven’t read the book? Well, let’s give that a resounding no. Here’s why Artemis Fowl is a […]

Movie Review – Artemis Fowl, from a novel novice

July 23, 2020

Honestly, I have to ask: What WAS this? I’m told the Artemis Fowl books are top shelf, but the origin film is merely…meh. So I watched the movie with low expectations: usually that means I can walk out feeling somewhat sated. In this case, I was infuriated. How hard could it be for Disney to […]

Jill Florio 11 Comments

Movie Review – Artemis Fowl

June 12, 2020

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear… I was really disappointed by Artemis Fowl. Not because it was a bad film — it wasn’t — nor because it was badly made because, again: it wasn’t. The cast was (mostly) good, the effects were spot on, and the acting was fine. My disappointment was because the film […]

Rob Williams 3 Comments

Movie Artemis Fowl Going Straight to Streaming June 12, and Why This Matters

May 6, 2020

In a major movie news event, Disney announced they’re sending their summer blockbuster Artemis Fowl straight to streaming, bypassing any theatrical release. They’re skipping cinemas entirely. This is significant. Every other feature initially on Hollywood’s 2020 summer roster has been rescheduled to late Fall — or next year. Or, in some cases, are now on […]

Jill Florio 4 Comments