Yeah, yeah, it’s sweet and touching, but why would anyone subject themselves to a movie like this if they had a choice? I don’t like… Read More »Movie Review – Five Feet Apart – Sweet, but just too depressing
The Prodigy was really disappointing. I’ve seen better movies at Billy Bob’s Drive-In Theater. This is another movie that did a wonderful job of making… Read More »Movie Review – The Prodigy – No Chemistry, No Creativity
There are two movies coming out this week about dogs. One is A Dog’s Way Home. The other is Replicas, which has no dogs in it,… Read More »Movie Review – Replicas
Holmes and Watson was really disappointing. Being a huge fan of the Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly comedy duo, I was expecting more.… Read More »Movie Review – Holmes & Watson
I wrote an article about how I, an adult avid movie-goer for RunPee.com, got a gross, itchy, rashy head of lice and nits from my… Read More »Got Lice from Movies & Theater Seats? Steps To Get Rid of Your Lice
I kind of remember National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation as funnier than it is, through younger and rosier colored glasses. Sometimes things don’t really stand up… Read More »Rewatch Movie Review – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
A Merry Friggin’ Christmas was a strange, strange film to watch. It seemed to have the distinctive low production values of a Hallmark Holiday Special,… Read More »Virgin Movie Review – A Merry Friggin’ Christmas (2014)
This is a fish-out-of-water story, which is normally a reliable premise for laughs. Unfortunately, it feels like a half-hearted attempt to re-make a modern… Read More »Movie Review – Second Act
This should be a little embarrassing: I’m a grownup after all. But I caught lice at the movies. I don’t feel weird about it –… Read More »Avoid Getting Lice At The Movies (a personal story and a PSA)
Somehow, I’ve never seen the original Footloose before. I did catch the remake a few months back and found it mildly awful. I figured the… Read More »Virgin Movie Review – Footloose (1984)
