Movie Rewatch Attempt – Jurassic Park III
Known and reviled by most as the “worst Jurassic movie,” I sit here and wait for a for Jurassic Park III rewatch at the most… Read More »Movie Rewatch Attempt – Jurassic Park III
Disappointing
Movie Review – Gotti
This movie was a muddled mess. This biographic piece couldn’t quite pick up steam or really even figure out what it wanted to be. I… Read More »Movie Review – Gotti
Movie Review – Hotel Artemis
This is one stylish mess. It’s got the noir notes, the off-kilter sensibilities, and a big muddled stew of a plot. Let me mull on this… Read More »Movie Review – Hotel Artemis
Movie Review – Action Point
I’m a huge Johnny Knoxville fan; I’ve seen every one of his movies at least five times. It kills me to say this, but I… Read More »Movie Review – Action Point
Movie Review – Adrift
Adrift is both more and less than I expected. I expected long, languid scenes of a sailboat floating aimlessly at sea; I expected storms; I… Read More »Movie Review – Adrift
Movie Review – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom has all the tense action and one liners you would expect based off the history of the franchise. But I hope… Read More »Movie Review – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Movie Review – Show Dogs
This is a silly stupid comedy that I think was intended for a 5-7 year old audience. It has a 12% Audience rating from RottenTomatoes.com.… Read More »Movie Review – Show Dogs
Movie Review – Book Club
I thought this would be an inspiring movie about taking life by the balls (or in this case, the ovaries) in your golden years. The… Read More »Movie Review – Book Club
Movie Review – Super Troopers 2
This movie gets an “F” and it’s not short for “funny.” I don’t find this type of movie remotely funny, but if this is the… Read More »Movie Review – Super Troopers 2
Movie review: Tomb Raider
This movie follows the textbook outline for Writing Action Movies for DUMMIES perfectly. I’m not trying to imply that Tomb Raider was horrible — it’s just incredibly… Read More »Movie review: Tomb Raider