It’s been a year ago now, at the end of Avengers: Infinity War. Almost as soon as Thanos got his “mitts” on every stone for the The Infinity Gauntlet, he snapped his giant purple fingers and snuffed out half of all living beings in the universe — people both good and bad, rich and poor, young or old, in a process utterly random and without distinction, race, worthiness — anything. In fact, you are probably dead.
I, for one, AM dead. Gone: snuffed away, dust. My cold, grim, no nonsense message:
“You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe.”
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The Snap. 50-50 odds. Now it’s your turn to find out once and for all.
Want to know if YOU survived The Snap? This one little unadorned link will tell you, for good or ill.
Go ahead. Click the purple link.
But once you know, it’s permanent. No matter how many times I try this site, they still tell me I’m ashes. They remember.
You may as well take a deep breath and know. If you’re dead, like me, our only hope is the Avengers — and Captain Marvel — can bring us back on April 26th, the opening night of Avengers: Endgame. At least RunPee will have Peetimes ready to go, so if you’re still alive, the three-hour runtime won’t make your survivor’s guilt worse.Â đŸ™‚
#AvengeTheFallen
#WhateverItTakes
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RunPee Dan just reported that he survived. Of course. đŸ˜‰
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