Most of my life I’ve read books. I think I was about three or four when I started. Most of my adult life I’ve wanted to actually produce a book of my own. Thanks to RunPee.com and the ability to self publish ebooks, I’ve made it happen.
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I have to admit that I think I’ve been a bit cheeky because I just went through all my previously posted articles on here and picked out the ones which I thought might prove to be interesting. I gathered them together, formatted them for the Kindle, and that’s another item ticked off my bucket list!
Will it sell? Who knows! To be honest, I’m not really worried about that…it’s more being able to say “Well, actually, I am a published author”. Silly, but I’m nearly seventy and I don’t get many new things to feel smug about!
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Brilliant idea with great information
I’ve been using RunPee for a few years now and it’s basically a requirement of going to the movies for me. The best part of course are the “pee times” that give you cues, synopses and times for when you can pee without missing the most important parts of the movie. There is also information about the credits- length, extras and if there are any extra scenes at the wayyy end. Super helpful to just know that it is or isn’t worth staying. There is a timer function that will buzz your phone when it’s a good time to pee. I also appreciate that the app is very conscientious about it being an app you use in a theater- dark background, all silent alarms etc. I will always enjoy the experience of the theater even if I could watch things at home- but I’ve even used it at home to check for things like after credit scenes or other information too.
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If anyone is interested, it’s called “Lights, Camera, Keyboard!” 
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Former teacher, lecturer, homelessness administrator, pharmacy dispenser now happily retired, happily married, and a very happy granddad. I live next to the Mersey but on the side Daniel Craig and Taron Egerton come from rather than the side the Beatles came from!




