The Pee Pee Bottle for Toddlers and RunPee Users

I so want a Pee Pee Bottle. I saw this online and thought to myself, “self, what you need is a pot to piss in/bottle to pee in.” I know it’s for children, but HEY, they come in pink or blue and say “Pee Pee” on them. They look easy enough for a gal to use. I can’t speak for grown men, but I know this could help out the ladies:

• on long cross country drives
• at nasty gas station bathrooms on said long cross country drives
• when trapped on a bus in Mexico going from Mazatlan to Durango when the bathroom is broken and you seriously have to go (I hear this can happen)
• in the middle of the night, in a tent in Minnesota, where the mosquitoes are waiting for your bare butt and you can’t sleep because you, again, seriously have to run pee

We here at RunPee.com applaud this kind of innovation. Actually, we’ve been thinking of offering a RunPee bottle of our own. It would be Gatorade Yellow (the better to hide whether it contains pee pee) and read, “Because a Bladder is a Terrible Thing to Hold.” What you choose to do with the bottle is up to you, of course. Maybe ask the concession clerks to fill it up with Mountain Dew and take it in the theaters? Just saying.

I do think the Pee Pee Bottle would be a nice help for moms at movie theaters. You get your PeeTimes from RunPee and casually stroll to the ladies room, child in tow, avoiding the whole germy worry about clean restroom seats.

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You can even get the bottles customized with your child’s name! Or your name! Perfect for bladders in need. As the website states, “At this time, My Pee Pee Bottle® stands alone! Nothing compares to My Pee Pee Bottle®, Nothing!”

Here’s a link to the use instructionsfor My Pee Pee Bottle:
Want A Less Stressful Public Restroom Experience With Your Toddler?

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LBeeCat, 05/27/2022

Movie Watching Must Have!!

I go feral for this app. I love it so much and I wish everyone knew about it and used it. It is incredibly useful and I would be devastated if this app ever disappeared. Things I love: 1) the pee times! It’s so handy to know the best time to go and then read the synopsis of what’s happening while I’m gone. I never have to worry about missing the good bits! 2) knowing if there is a post-credits scene or not. This might be my fav feature because I would have missed out on some pretty critical scenes if it weren’t for RunPee. 3) the movie review and viewer rankings. This info has made me watch some movies that I normally wouldn’t and it’s nice seeing things outside of my usual scope. 4) that it’s a small family run business. I love shopping small and it really does feel like I’m part of the RunPee family! If you reach out to them, Dan will personally respond to you and he is so warm and helpful. GET THIS APP AND THEN SUBSCRIBE! It is absolutely worth it and you’ll be using it again and again!

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Have fun experimenting, and someone, for the love of God, please get me my own pink, customized Pee Pee Bottle for Christmas.

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Jill Florio

Co-Creator of RunPee, Chief of Operations, Content Director, and Managing Editor. RunPee Jilly likes galaxy-spanning sci fi, superhero sagas, fantasy films, YA dystopians, action thrillers, chick flicks, and zany comedies, in that order…and possesses an inspiringly small bladder. In fact, that little bladder sparked the creation of RunPee. (Good thing she’s learned to hold it.)