Best Quotes from Jaws

Heya Bruce, how’s it going?

The 1975 Jaws is a 2 hour one liner machine. Besides being a nearly perfect film, it’s infinitely quotable. Here are some starters – you add the rest:

  • You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
  • I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the a$$!
  • Chum some of this sh!t.
  • Let’s cut this SOB down before it stinks up the whole island.
  • So we drink to our legs!
  • Smile you son of a…B!7CH!
  • That’s some bad hat, Harry.
  • What are you, some kind of half-a$$ed astronaut?
  • I can do anything. I’m the chief of police!
  • This ain’t like going down to the pond and catching bluegills and tommy cats.
  • Mean fish.
  • Amity means friendship.
  • In Amity one man can make a difference!
  • This is neither the time nor the place to perform some kind of half a$$ed autopsy on a fish.

There’s a zillion more great ones. Tell me what I missed in the comments below!

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