Most of my life I’ve read books. I think I was about three or four when I started. Most of my adult life I’ve wanted to actually produce a book of my own. Thanks to RunPee.com and the ability to self publish ebooks, I’ve made it happen.
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I have to admit that I think I’ve been a bit cheeky because I just went through all my previously posted articles on here and picked out the ones which I thought might prove to be interesting. I gathered them together, formatted them for the Kindle, and that’s another item ticked off my bucket list!
Will it sell? Who knows! To be honest, I’m not really worried about that…it’s more being able to say “Well, actually, I am a published author”. Silly, but I’m nearly seventy and I don’t get many new things to feel smug about!
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By and far best investment Ive made. I used to drive my husband nuts because Id be a fidgeting mess the last half hour of the movie trying not to miss important parts. Now I just turn this app on and *bam* I can actually focus on the movie the whole time. Even puts alerts to my watch so even better. Also I can guarentee all the 5
reviews arent fake as one person accused - its just that so many of us movie-goers had the same problem and this fixed it. Yes, it is paid but jeeze its expensive to keep watching movies and updating an app for every movie. And if you read more about the creator he mentions he has several people contributing - so yeah its paid but omg worth every cent. 10/10
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If anyone is interested, it’s called “Lights, Camera, Keyboard!” 
What’s next? Learn to fly, master bread making, start playing the flute…

Former teacher, lecturer, homelessness administrator, pharmacy dispenser now happily retired, happily married, and a very happy granddad. I live next to the Mersey but on the side Daniel Craig and Taron Egerton come from rather than the side the Beatles came from!




