Most of my life I’ve read books. I think I was about three or four when I started. Most of my adult life I’ve wanted to actually produce a book of my own. Thanks to RunPee.com and the ability to self publish ebooks, I’ve made it happen.
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I have to admit that I think I’ve been a bit cheeky because I just went through all my previously posted articles on here and picked out the ones which I thought might prove to be interesting. I gathered them together, formatted them for the Kindle, and that’s another item ticked off my bucket list!
Will it sell? Who knows! To be honest, I’m not really worried about that…it’s more being able to say “Well, actually, I am a published author”. Silly, but I’m nearly seventy and I don’t get many new things to feel smug about!
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If anyone is interested, it’s called “Lights, Camera, Keyboard!” 
What’s next? Learn to fly, master bread making, start playing the flute…
Former teacher, lecturer, homelessness administrator, pharmacy dispenser now happily retired, happily married, and a very happy granddad. I live next to the Mersey but on the side Daniel Craig and Taron Egerton come from rather than the side the Beatles came from!