Most of my life I’ve read books. I think I was about three or four when I started. Most of my adult life I’ve wanted to actually produce a book of my own. Thanks to RunPee.com and the ability to self publish ebooks, I’ve made it happen.
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I have to admit that I think I’ve been a bit cheeky because I just went through all my previously posted articles on here and picked out the ones which I thought might prove to be interesting. I gathered them together, formatted them for the Kindle, and that’s another item ticked off my bucket list!
Will it sell? Who knows! To be honest, I’m not really worried about that…it’s more being able to say “Well, actually, I am a published author”. Silly, but I’m nearly seventy and I don’t get many new things to feel smug about!
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Must have app if you love the movies
If you’re like me and enjoy a 92oz soda as part of the movie experience, you’ll be thankful for this app telling you the best times to go for a quick break. Whether that’s to refill your soda or recycle it.
Possibly an even better feature is the info on if the movie has after credits scenes. There’s nothing worse than sitting there reading about who the key grip was, then finding out that’s all you did. I blame Marvel for the stupid trend.
Seriously, I see a dozen movies a month and use this app every single time. Worth every Penny of the infinity coin thing I bought.
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If anyone is interested, it’s called “Lights, Camera, Keyboard!” 
What’s next? Learn to fly, master bread making, start playing the flute…

Former teacher, lecturer, homelessness administrator, pharmacy dispenser now happily retired, happily married, and a very happy granddad. I live next to the Mersey but on the side Daniel Craig and Taron Egerton come from rather than the side the Beatles came from!




