Breaking News: RunPee Has A Merchandise Shop

Update: Due to a lack of sales, and some technical errors, we have discontinued this shop. It may return in the future. Comment below if you would like to be notified if we re-open the shop.

We have MERCH! (Visit the runpee.com/shop)

For years, RunPee fans have been asking for a merch store where they can buy t-shirts and hoodies. Vera accepted the challenge. She set up the store, and designed the merch in one afternoon. (Vera is the brains of the operation here.)

We’re starting with the obvious. We have two versions of the t-shirt. One for “extraverts” that has the Ask me when is the best time to Run & Pee during this movie, slogan on the back. The “introvert” version only has the front logo with no message.

And we have the same options for hoodies.

Here’s a close-up photo of the logo on my t-shirt.

Speaking frankly, we need the money. As you know, RunPee is now 100% donation-supported. We’re grateful for the support we’ve gotten from our fans. Unfortunately, only a small percentage of users donate. If we can give our fans something they want, and help spread the word about RunPee, and make a few extra dollars in the process then I’d call it a win-win^2.

In full transparency, we make between $5-$9 on the hoodie and $6-$10 on the t-shirt. (The variation is due to large sizes costing more to make than smaller sizes, thus decreasing the profit.)

Please let us know in the comments below if you have ideas for other forms of merch. I was thinking about a calendar with movie quotes that are appropriate for each month. What do you think?

The service that does the printing doesn’t offer returns. Please be careful to use the sizing charts to ensure you get the right fit.

Here’s what I look like in my T-shirt. I’m 5’9″, 145lbs, and I’m wearing a small.