The power of the Green Lantern gives the wearer the ability to make anything imaginable become reality. The writers/director used their power to conjure up every imaginable cliche ever used to make a super hero comic adaptation. Wait, I take that back. There’s no side kick in this story so they missed maybe one cliche.
Lets run down the list:
- Under achiever given gift of great power – check
- Failed relationships – check
- Childhood friend of eventual enemy – check
- Techie brilliant friend – check ( wait, he’s sort of a side kick. )
- Bad guy just wants to be loved – check
- Rekindling former relationship – check
I can’t think of anything redeeming about this movie. Just wait until it’s on Netflix so you can watch the first half and then quit without actually paying anything for it.
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With all that being said I can’t really find any fault with Ryan Reynolds’ performance. He did fine as the Green Lantern. I don’t think anyone could have done a better job in his role. But like my moma says, “It’s hard to not stink when you’re covered in shit.”
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