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All 120 Movie Reviews from 2024

Civil War title art: the Statue of Liberty's torch fortified with sandbags under a stormy sky

We watched 118 movies this year to get Peetimes and write reviews. Me (Dan) and Christene (Sis) see the bulk of the movie. Steven Blackman has been a pinch hitter for us, helping get Peetimes for a lot of limited-release movies that we would otherwise miss.

Reviewer NameReview Count
Christene Johnson52
Dan Gardner46
Steven Blackman8

Reviews by Dan

Civil War wasn't my favorite movie, but I thought it was the best-made movie. The story, acting, plot, cinematography, editing, you name it. Everything was perfect. Note: we are each allowed to use the A++ rating just once a year.

CNN, BBC One, Vanity Fair, NPR, Today, BuzzFeed
7:42●●● 95%
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TitleGrade
Civil WarA++
The Best Christmas Pageant EverA
One LifeA
Despicable Me 4A
Furiosa: A Mad Max SagaA
Boy Kills WorldA
The Wild RobotA-
ReaganA-
The Fall GuyA-
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly WarfareB+
Transformers OneB+
Drive-Away DollsB+
Deadpool & WolverineB+
NosferatuB+
ChallengersB+
Harold and the Purple CrayonB
A Complete UnknownB
Bonhoeffer: Pastor. Spy. Assassin.B
Red OneB
TwistersB
A Quiet Place: Day OneB
Dune: Part TwoB
Monkey ManB-
Kung Fu Panda 4B-
ElevationB-
The Fire InsideC+
WickedC+
I.S.S.C+
HereC+
Ghostbusters: Frozen EmpireC+
Fly Me to the MoonC
Mufasa: The Lion KingC
Gladiator IIC
Arthur the KingC
Bad Boys: Ride or DieC
Beetlejuice BeetlejuiceC-
Moana 2C-
Godzilla x Kong: The New EmpireC-
Alien: RomulusD+
Kraven the HunterD+
The BeekeeperD+
ArgylleD+
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the RohirrimD
MegalopolisD-
BorderlandsD-
Venom: The Last DanceF
The CrowF
Madame WebF

Dan Grade Counts

GradeCount
A++1
A+0
A5
A-3
B+6
B7
B-3
C+5
C5
C-3
D+4
D1
D-2
F3

Dan's cumulative count by letter grade

GradeCount
A9
B16
C13
D7
F3

 

Christene's Reviews

TitleGrade
BabesA+
The Garfield MovieA+
HereticA+
Inside Out 2A
Speak No EvilA
Lisa FrankensteinA
Ordinary AngelsA
CabriniA
Sonic the Hedgehog 3A
ImmaculateA
The ForgeA
ConclaveA
It Ends with UsA
The BikeridersA
Back to BlackA
Smile 2A-
Y2KB+
The SubstanceB+
The ApprenticeB+
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2B+
The Faith of AngelsB+
We Live in TimeB+
AbigailB+
Kingdom of the Planet of the ApesB+
MaXXXineB+
Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum TrotB+
Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1B+
The Strangers: Chapter 1B+
Small Things Like TheseB+
TrapB
Never Let GoB
The Killer's GameB
Terrifier 3B
Monster SummerB
Joker: Folie à DeuxB
OddityB-
Unsung HeroB-
The ReturnB-
The Front RoomC+
AfrAIdC+
The WatchersC+
Founders DayC+
The ExorcismC
IFC
Night SwimC
The Book of ClarenceD
Love Lies BleedingD
Blink TwiceD+
TarotD+
The First OmenD+
AzraelF
CuckooWTF
LonglegsWTF
In a Violent NatureWTF

My poor sister was stuck with three WTF movies. Oh well, she gets paid to see this garbage.

And she gave The Garfield Movie an A+? Maybe her grades deserve a WTF! :-)

Christene's Grade Counts

GradeCount
A+3
A12
A-1
B+13
B6
B-3
C+4
C3
D+3
D2
F1
WTF3

Christene's cumulative count by letter grade

GradeCount
A16
B22
C7
D5
F4

Steve Blackman's Reviews

Steve is the lucky one who gets to see a lot of limited-release movies that are good enough to add to the database.

TitleGrade
AnoraA
A Real PainA
Juror #2A
Saturday NightA-
Strange DarlingB+
The American Society of Magical NegroesB-
BabygirlB-
Kinds of KindnessC+

Comparison with the Peeple's Poll

 

TitleOur Grade (Score)User RatingDifference
The Garfield MovieA+ (99)68.5+30.5
Joker: Folie à DeuxB (85)56.9+28.1
The Strangers: Chapter 1B+ (87)60.6+26.4
ImmaculateA (95)69.8+25.2
HereticA+ (99)75.5+23.5
Civil WarA++ (100)77.0+23.0
Lisa FrankensteinA (95)72.8+22.2
It Ends with UsA (95)73.0+22.0
Speak No EvilA (95)76.4+18.6
Night SwimC (75)56.4+18.6
The BikeridersA (95)76.7+18.3
TrapB (85)67.3+17.7
ConclaveA (95)78.7+16.3
Sonic the Hedgehog 3A (95)79.1+15.9
Smile 2A- (90)75.8+14.2
I.S.S.C+ (77)64.5+12.5
Inside Out 2A (95)82.8+12.2
Kingdom of the Planet of the ApesB+ (87)75.6+11.4
AbigailB+ (87)76.3+10.7
CabriniA (95)84.4+10.6
The SubstanceB+ (87)77.4+9.6
The WatchersC+ (77)68.9+8.1
Kung Fu Panda 4B- (80)74.6+5.4
TarotD+ (67)66.2+0.8
The First OmenD+ (67)68.7-1.7
IFC (75)76.8-1.8
CuckooWTF (50)68.7-18.7
LonglegsWTF (50)68.7-18.7

This video by The Critical Drinker pretty much sums up my feelings about movies in 2024.

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