I struggled all night about what I would say concerning Longlegs. I have to admit while I was sitting there last night that I was praying for it to be over. I couldn’t stand watching it so badly that I considered walking out. But alas, I have a job to do. It gave me a headache and put me in a bad mood.
I read a few reviews on Longlegs and I’m seeing mixed emotions. I think some of them are high on weed or something because there’s no way we were watching the same movie. It was dismal, horribly edited and just didn’t make sense. They went over the top on this artistic thing but it failed.
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I’ve got one positive for this entire atrocity of a movie, Nicholas Cage. He acted the hell out of that role. He was intense and so creepy that it disturbed me. The look alone of his character was awesome and then when he spoke you were carried inside his demented mind. So kudos to Cage, you are the only positive thing in this disaster.
Grade: WTF?
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| Rated: | (R) Bloody Violence | Some Language | Disturbing Images |
| Genres: | Crime, Horror, Thriller |
| Starring: | Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood |
| Director: | Oz Perkins |
| Writer(s): | Oz Perkins |
| Language: | English |
| Country: | Canada, United States |
Plot
In pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve to end his terrifying killing spree.
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