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RunPee Weekly Newsletter #93 (December 22nd, 2021)

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Poster for Spider-Man: No Way Home: Spider-Man and Doctor Strange
Spider-Man: No Way Home When I read about the multiverse plot for Spider-Man: No Way Home I thought it would either be awesome, or horrible. I was hugely relieved to see that they landed closer to the side of awesome. The writers—Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers—both wrote the previous two Spider-Man movies together, so fortunately No Way Home maintains the playfulness of the previous two. Read more

 

New Movies This Week
Poster for A Journal for Jordan: a man leans over a woman lying on the floor, faces close togetherA Journal for Jordan starring: Michael B. Jordan, Robert Wisdom, Tamara Tunie runtime: 2 hours 11 minutes genres: Drama rating: Language | Drug Use | Partial Nudity | Some Sexual Content directed by: Denzel Washington Peetimes: I'm going to see Christmas Eve at 2:00 PM Eastern. Peetimes should be available by 6:00 PM that evening.
Poster for American Underdog: Kurt Warner in a Rams No. 13 jersey ready to throw, coach and wife behind himAmerican Underdog starring: Zachary Levi, Anna Paquin, Dennis Quaid runtime: 2 hours 12 minutes genres: Biography | Drama | Sport rating: Some Language | Thematic Elements directed by: Andrew Erwin, Jon Erwin Peetimes: I'm going to see the opening show on Christmas Eve at 4:30 PM Eastern. Peetimes should be available by 8:30 PM.
RunPee News
Poster for The Matrix Resurrections: Neo leads the crew through a glowing digital cityMovie Review – The Matrix Resurrections It isn't like they painted the sky with rainbows, but it was enjoyable, as long as you don't ask too many questions. Grade: B+
Poster for The King's Man: Rasputin, Conrad, Oxford, Polly and Shola side by sideMovie Review - The King's Man Better than the second Kings Men, but not as good as the first. It's a fun origin story. Grade: A-
Poster for Sing 2: the animal cast on stage facing a cheering crowdMovie Review - Sing 2 Fun, but not as good as the first. Grade: B
Poster for Nightmare Alley: Bradley Cooper's face half hidden in shadow under a black fedoraNEW in theaters: Nightmare Alley Give this movie a chance. Don't give up on it because I can guarantee that they bring things full circle and you'll be amazed at how they did it. Bravo, Hollywood!! Grade: A
A face half-hidden behind falling green code from The MatrixRetrospective: The Matrix After 20 Years Dan is what we'd call around here a Matrix expert. You're going to want to read his post and then do a full Matrix rewatch before the long-awaited 4th movie in the franchise comes to life this week. (Also, think about catching The Animatrix to fill in some story gaps -- like who that 'kid' was, and how the War against the Machines all started.)
Matrix still: Neo in sunglasses holds up a hand, stopping a swarm of bullets mid-airThe Matrix Rewatch Review If you’re seeing The Matrix for the first time, remember this was the first film to attempt anything like this. At all. It’s a game-changer that subsequent dystopian sci-fi films emulated to varying degrees over the years. The difference is STYLE. Grade: A+
Title art for 'Twas The Fight Before Christmas: two hands spark plugs together amid Christmas lightsChristmas Documentary Review – ’Twas The Fight Before Christmas (2021) Jeremy Morris seems a nice affable sort of chap. He even says he was told not to appear in the film because they’ll make him look like a crazy person. As it turns out, “they’ didn’t need to do much work. He says “he is the only American, probably the only person in the world, who has been banned by a federal court from decorating for Christmas.” Grade: B+
Still from Love Actually: a man on a doorstep holds a cue card reading "To me, you are perfect"Rewatch Review – Love Actually (A Brit Perspective) While the British obsession with tea and biscuits is apocryphal but widely known, just how believable is it? I guess it’s time to trot out the old curate’s egg analogy and say that it is in parts. There are things like the chain swearing Billy Mack which rang true to me; I do have a go-to stream of invective for times of high stress. Grade: A+
Still from Scrooge (1951): a delighted Scrooge leans out of his window on Christmas morningChristmas Classic Rewatch Review - Scrooge (1951) This is one of my all-time favourites and it gets an annual rewatch, along with It’s A Wonderful Life, Love Actually, and A Christmas Story. Grade: A+

 

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