Movie Review – The Kitchen

Movie Review - The KitchenAndrea Berloff did a fantastic job writing and directing the Kitchen. There are no wasted scenes in this tightly edited film. Everything follows from one step to the next. The characters are very well defined, and evolve during the movie for obvious reasons.

The three actors — Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Haddish, and Elisabeth Moss — headlining this movie were fantastic. Each totally sold their characters as fearful timid women to begin with, that became powerful confident women later…and in McCarthy’s case oscillated back and forth a few times, all with good reason.

The plot isn’t as predictable as the trailers might suggest. There’s a few enjoyable twists and turns I didn’t expect.

Grade: A

About The Peetimes: This movie is very well edited. There were lots of Peetime options early in the movie to select from, but were all very short. I  recommend the 2nd Peetime. It’s near the middle of the movie and doesn’t have much dialog. The 3rd Peetime is for Emergencies only. There’s a big plot development, but it’s the only describable scene in the last 3rd of the movie to pick from.

There are no extra scenes during, or after, the end credits of The Kitchen. (What we mean by Anything Extra.)

Rated (R) for violence, language throughout and some sexual content
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama

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The Lego Movie 2 – Video and Lyrics to Not Evil (by Tiffany Haddish)

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The most evil Duplo queen in all of Brickdom?

In a Lego Movie sequel full of big musical earworm hits, Tiffany Haddish managed to pull the house down with her showstopper Not Evil, as Queen Whatevra Wa’nabi explains that while she’s a completely totalitarian Duplo Queen, she’s honestly just sweet and loving, and completely misunderstood.

(Also, her name makes meta sense if you say it enough times. BTW, the “Systar System” reference took me a while to get as well.)

Here’s the early video for Not Evil ( I expect the scene itself will be available soon), followed by the Lyrics, below:


Not Evil

(Sung by Tiffany Haddish and Lego Cast, 2019)

[Intro: Elizabeth Banks & Will Arnett]
Oh no, are we in a musical?
Uh, hope not…

[Verse 1: Tiffany Haddish]
Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens
You’ve read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
And there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of me

[Refrain: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Hmm-mm
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
…I don’t know. It’s very suspicious that you’re leading with this.

[Verse 2: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive, just want to help where I can
I wanna shower you with gifts ’cause I’m selfless and sweet,
So there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of
Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
The least evil queen in history
And if you do not believe me
I totally won’t imprison your family
‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me

[Refrain: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
…Really? ‘Cause I’m getting super evil vibes here.
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know

[Verse 3: Tiffany Haddish & Charlie Day]
Benny, do you like spaceships? ‘Cause I think they are great
How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Well now, my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams
On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team

[Interlude: Elizabeth Banks, Charlie Day, & Nick Offerman]
Come on, do not fall for this!
Wyldstyle!
Haven’t you heard? There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of her!

[Refrain: Elizabeth Banks, Nick Offerman, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she’s clearly an evil queen
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yar, well, I’m not buyin’ it

[Verse 4: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Nick Offerman]
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that’s so cruel
It’s like a spider without a web, or a queen without a fool.
Even her metaphors are suspicious…
I’ve got a surprise for you —
A planet that’s really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew!
Her story checks out, she’s cool, not evil.

[Verse 5: Tiffany Haddish, Allison Brie, Will Arnett, & Elizabeth Banks]
What about me?
Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot!
Times that by infinity —
Woohoo!

And, Batman,
Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything —
Oh, I know, that’s why I’m going to give you half of everything!
Uh, like everything everything?
Everything everything.
She’s rad. This chick gets me.
Here’s some other adjectives people use to describe me:
Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty…
— You’re clearly just adding ‘un’ to words that describe you!
Who? Me?

[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
I never trick people into trusting me
By hiding my true personalities
So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me

[Bridge: Tiffany Haddish]
I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
And that wasn’t a lie when I said just now that I never lie
‘Cause I never lie, and I never laugh when children cry
And I never poison enemies of mine
And I never cry when I’m alone at night
‘Cause I’m not sad — I love my life!
I’m gettin’ off track; let me get back to the point I was makin’

[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
The most least evil person you’ll ever meet
And if you make eye contact with me
I totally won’t have you executed immediately
‘Cause that’d be evil (Evil), evil (Evil), evil, and that’s so not…me…

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The Cast of Voices for The Lego Movie 2 – The Second Part

Jason-Momoa-as-Aquaman
Jason Momoa
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Aquaman
Best known for Game of Thrones and Aquaman 
Alison-Brie-as-Unikitty
Alison Brie
Alison-Brie-as-Ultrakatty
Unikitty
Best known as Unikitty in 2 the Lego movies and is the voice of Diane in the animated sitcom BoJack Horseman
Chris-Pratt-as-Emmet-Brickowski-and-Rex-Dangervest
Chris Pratt
Chris-Pratt-as-Emmet
Emmet Brickowski
Chris-Pratt-as-Emmet-Brickowski-and-Rex-Dangervest
Chris Pratt
Chris-Pratt-is-also-Rex-Dangervest
Rex Dangervest
Best known and loved for Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World
Stephanie-Beatriz-as-Sweet-Mayhem
Stephanie Beatriz
Stephanie-Beatriz-as-Mayhem
Sweet Mayhem
Known for the voice of Gina in the animated sitcom BoJack Horseman
Gal-Gadot-as-Wonder-Woman
(Not Gal Gadot)
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Wonder Woman
UPDATE: Gal Godot did NOT voice any of the three wonder woman Legos in the movie. (But anyway, Godot  is best known as DC’s own Wonder Woman and the voice of Shank in the animated movie Ralph Breaks the Internet)
Elizabeth-Banks-as-Wyldstyle
Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth-Banks-as-Lucy
Lucy
Best known for Pitch Perfect and The Hunger Games
Jonah-Hill-as-Green-Lantern
Jonah Hill
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Green Lantern
  Best known for Moneyball , 21 and 22 Jump Street, and Wolf of Wall Street 
Nick-Offerman-as-Metal-Beard
Nick Offerman
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Metal Beard
Best known for his role in the sitcom Parks and Recreation
Channing-Tatum-as-Superman
Channing Tatum
LEGO2 - Superman
Superman
Best known for the movie Magic Mike, G.I. Joe: Retaliationand also both 21 and 22 Jump Street
Tiffany-Haddish-as-Queen-Watevra-Wa-Nabi
Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany-Haddish-as-Queen-Whaterva
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
Known for Night School and Nobody’s Fool
Charlie-Day-as-Benny
Charlie Day
LEGO2 - Benny
Benny
Best known for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Will-Arnett-as-Batman
Will Arnett
Will-Arnett-as-Batman
Batman
Best known for Arrested Development, and is the voice for the title character BoJack Horseman

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