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Dear Guest is a thriller for our times. At least I think it is… I’m a bit old and befuddled by a lot of these modern ways of doing things, but it seems to be aimed at putting the wind up the Airbnb users out there.

We start Dear Guest as Maria (Ashley Bell) and Jules (Noureen DeWulf) pull up outside a rather splendid house. As they approach the front door, they’re talking about the booking and that they don’t know who the owner is, due to them only having a reference number. Is this normal? Somebody who’s done this sort of thing before might know if this is something that can happen or is just totally bizarre.

They get into the house and have a look around and it is all rather plush and delightful. So far, so good. Jules goes to unpack, while Maria opens a bottle of wine. Then things start to go wrong. Maria finds that they’re locked in and Jules has disappeared. While looking for her, Jules finds a folded white card with “Dear Guest” written on it.

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That covers pretty much what you see in the trailer and, by this point, we’re half way through the film; at a shade over eleven minutes this is a very short short. Not everything though… need to leave a couple of surprises for you!  And, despite the fact there’s only about four minutes left after disregarding the end credits, there is still a lot of story to go.

A nicely shot short

This was a nicely shot and acted short story in the same vein as Roald Dahl’s Tales Of The Unexpected. Both of the cast acquitted themselves well, with most of the onscreen time going to Ashley Bell.

On the strength of this, I had a look at some of producer/director/writer Megan Freels Johnston’s other works, and this seemed to be of a higher quality, which said to me that she’s developing as a filmmaker and storyteller.

Then again, as she’s Elmore Leonard’s granddaughter then she might have a genetic advantage!

I have to be fair and say that the story only just starts getting going in the ten minutes of actual screen time. Not in an abrupt, “Oops, we’ve run out of film/time/ideas/talent/money” kind of way, but in a delicious, “This is squaring up to be a cracking little thriller” way.

Admittedly, you’re left on a cliff hanger, but all that does is make you want to see the whole thing developed into a feature length treatment. I’d like to think of this as an extended trailer for something to come later.

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This app provides info about movies, reviews, ratings from people who have seen it before and after viewing. It has links to info about the movies. It let’s you know when there will be a lull in the action and how long it will last. If you want to know what happens during that time, you can check the brief synopsis (you have to click a link, so no accidental spoilers). It has a timer you can set (silent) to alert you to a break. It also tells you whether there is anything extra during or after the credits. It’s really a wonderful app. I’ve subscribed for a couple of years to support the developers, but I noticed some of the links to provide feedback didn’t seem to work today. They also made it free, with voluntary donations to see the pee-times. If you haven’t tried it, I encourage you to do so, and subscribe if you like it. I really hope the app is supported so it can continue to be maintained!

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If you get the chance, have a look at Dear Guest. It only lasts as long as boiling a kettle and making a cup of tea, so what have you got to lose? I just hope somebody throws some money at Megan Freels Johnston so she can extend this to a full length feature.

Movie Grade: A-

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Comments

3 responses to “Indie Short Review – Dear Guest”

  1. I’ve stayed on AirBnbs around the world and love self checkin. Not all hosts meet you — lots leave little notes. But no one has tried to lock me in yet.

    Why don’t the girls break the living room windows?

    I enjoyed this short short. Thanks for introducing me to it. I like the idea of this being developed into a full feature film.

  2. Why don’t the girls break the living room windows?

    My guess would be that the landlord has thought of that and had bulletproof, soundproof fittings installed. Doesn’t explain why we don’t see them trying to break the windows.

    I wonder why they don’t use the thing that Jules was trapped in to try and batter their way out?

    In fairness though, we are only ten minutes or so into their captivity. If it was expanded into a full length feature then all those things would, I imagine, be addressed.

  3. Right! But I think they could not use the thing Jules was trapped in bc it was booby trapped to explode. Or that was my impression.

    I asked the PR people to tell the director to make this a full movie. We’ve had an Uber thriller. Why not an Air BnB one?

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