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RunPee Weekly Newsletter #100 (February 9th, 2022)

RunPee logoThe app that tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes.
Bar chart of how many seconds RunPee users took to run and pee, with most trips between 130 and 170 seconds
What is the Perfect Peetime? Your bladders have spoken, and we were listening. Infinity Peecoin owners who were using the RunPee Timer were given the option to record when they finished using a Peetime. Basically, there was a button on the Synopsis Screen that said, "When you're back in your seat, please press to record how long it took you to run and pee." Here are the Results...

 

 

New Movies This Week
Poster for Death on the Nile: the ensemble cast on a riverboat deck at sunset, pyramids behindDeath on the Nile starring: Kenneth Branagh, Gal Gadot, Tom Bateman runtime: 2 hours 7 minutes genres: Crime | Drama | Mystery rating: Violence | Some Bloody Images | Sexual Material directed by: Kenneth Branagh Peetimes: Peetimes will be posted Thursday evening by 8:30 PM Eastern time, February 10th.
blacksightBlacklight starring: Liam Neeson, Aidan Quinn, Taylor John Smith runtime: 1 hour 48 minutes genres: Action | Thriller rating: Action|Strong Violence|Language directed by: Mark Williams Peetimes: Peetimes will be added Friday morning, February 11th.
Poster for Marry Me: a couple walk hand in hand past a concert billboardMarry Me starring: John Bradley, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Lopez runtime: 1 hour 52 minutes genres: Comedy | Music | Romance rating: Suggestive Material|Some Language directed by: Kat Coiro Peetimes: Peetimes will be posted Friday morning, February 11th.
RunPee News
Poster for Moonfall: three astronauts float before a huge, darkened moon looming over Earth's cloudsNEW movie review: Moonfall I don't feel like Moon stacks up to a movie like Armageddon. It was fun and tedious at the same time. If you can overlook all the errors made and just enjoy it for the intensity then you won't be disappointed. Grade: C+
Poster for Jackass Forever: a man flung into the sky by an explosion. Tagline: some people never learnNEW movie review: Jackass Forever They had one goal in mind and that was to make us go ouch and laugh and that we did. My theater was sold out and every single person in there was in hysterics. I saw some things that I can never un-see. Grade: A
Ian Holm smiling as Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
*By streams that never find the sea*
RunPee Index: The Very Best Of British Actors and Directors It's one of those mysteries lost in the depths of time…how did this actually start? My recollection is that I saw somewhere that Sir Patrick Stewart's 80th birthday was imminent and just decided to have a go at writing a mini-biography. Then there was the sad passing of Sir Ian Holm, so I did a similar piece for him. Then things started to snowball and I started doing mini-biographies once a month; I've even got a few requests! Leave me a comment below if you have anyone else in mind. This post will keep every bio handy before I write it all up into my first book.
Still from Bite Me: a woman with long blue hair and a tattoo-like marking on her faceIndie Movie Review - Bite Me (2019) Here we go again…yet another vampire film. They’re all the same now, aren’t they…aren’t they?? But this somewhat surrealist vampire-rom-com is all about the meet cute! Grade: B

 

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