RunPee Weekly Newsletter #66 (June 16, 2021)

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Stardate: June 16. Star Trek’s The Next Generation celebrates Jean-Luc Picard with some Earl Grey, arts and crafts, mud-fights, flute playing, Borg fighting…and a selection of episodes featuring the good captain at his speechifying best. Here’s our list of top Picard episodes from the classic TNG series (plus one movie).

New Movies This Week
	The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Starring: Ryan Reynolds as Michael Bryce, Samuel L. Jackson as Darius Kincaid, Salma Hayek as Sonia Kincaid Genres: Action \| Comedy \| Crime \| Thriller \| Sequel Rating: [R] Some Sexual Content \| Pervasive Language \| Strong Bloody Violence Peetimes: I have 3 Peetimes for this movie, but you should really only consider the middle one. The other two are for emergencies only.
	The House Next Door Starring: Mike Epps, Katt Williams, Bresha Webb Genres: Action \| Comedy \| Horror Rating: [R] Brief Nudity \| Sexual Content \| Pervasive Language Peetimes: I’m terribly sorry but we’ve been on vacation and didn’t realize this movie had been released. I return home Friday night (May 18) and will go see the first showing Saturday at 1:30 PM Eastern. Peetimes should be posted by 5:00 PM.
	12 Mighty Orphans Starring: Luke Wilson as Rusty Russell, Robert Duvall as Mason Hawk, Martin Sheen as Doc Hall, Wayne Knight as Frank Wynn, Vinessa Shaw as Juanita Russell, Genres: History \| Sport Rating: [PG-13] Some Suggestive References \| Brief Teen Drinking \| Smoking \| Language \| Violence Peetimes: This movie has already released in some markets, but it is just now coming to us here in Asheville, NC.I’m going to the first showing Thursday (May 17th) at 7:00 PM. Peetimes should be posted by 10:30 that evening.
RunPee News
	NEW in theaters – Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Plot? We don’t need no stinking plot. We got Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Salma Hyack. That’s all the plot we need. Actually, there is a plot. It’s just not what you think it is. Grade: B+
	NEW in theaters – In the Heights What is especially impressive is how the writer — Lin-Manuel Miranda — managed to tell the story without dragging it through the slim of politics, especially considering that this movie should have been out last year. Grade: B+
	NEW in theaters – Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway This charming sequel is just as fun as the first. But make no mistake, this is a kiddy movie. There’s not much to entertain older kids and adults. Grade: B
	The Big James Bond Rewatch – For Your Eyes Only Roger Moore in yet another episode of Carry On 007ing: the fifth of his seven outings. Plus some behind-the-scenes facts you probably didn’t know. Grade: B
	The Big James Bond Rewatch – Goldfinger (1965) I’m watching all of the Bond films in order. Out of the first four Connery outings, this is by far my favorite. It created a template for the rest of the films in the series. Grade: A-
	Documentary Review – The Dark Hobby Fish tanks are well known for the soothing, calming effect they have on the people who look at them. The problem lies in the effect they have on the fish themselves…Grade: A
	Children’s Book Review – The Mouse and the Motorcycle (RIP Beverly Cleary) A clever idea, where mouse and boy bond over their shared love of motorcycles. The mouse-sized stakes will make you smile. Grade: A-

Don’t miss your favorite movie moments because you have to pee or need a snack. Use the RunPee app (Androidor iPhone) when you go to the movies. We have Peetimes for all wide release films every week, including The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Civil War, Monkey Man and coming soon Fall Guy, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, IF, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga and many others. We have literally thousands of Peetimes—from classic movies through today’s blockbusters. You can also keep up with movie news and reviews on our blog, or by following us on Twitter @RunPee. If there’s a new film out there, we’ve got your bladder covered.

Dan Gardner

Creator and developer of the RunPee app. When something doesn’t work right in the app it’s pretty much his fault. 🙂

Aspiring author. Would like to finish his “Zombie Revelations” trilogy if he could break away for working on RunPee and the cottage he’s building for RunPee Mom.

RunPee Weekly Newsletter #66 (June 16, 2021)

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