RunPee

The app that tells you the best time to

run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes.

100% free (donation supported) Apple App Store | Google Play Store

James Bond Rewatch – You Only Live Twice (1967)

Read Time:3 Minute, 44 Second
you-only-live-twice-james=bond
Bond and Blofeld together for the first time.

The fifth entry in the Bond series is an unexpected surprise. For me, this is the sleeper hit of the series so far. It’s a movie you never hear people talk about it, yet it’s a lot of fun. This was a lot more entertaining to me than Thunderball. Bond goes to Japan this time to get to the bottom of disappearing spacecraft. The conflict is threatening to start a war between America and Russia. I was surprised to find children’s author Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) wrote the screenplay. It differs greatly from the book. The action scenes are a huge step up from Thunderball too, including ninjas, an air battle, a car chase with a fun twist, and a volcano hideout.

Plot (Spoilers)
During the height of the Cold War, the United States and the Soviet Union lose one spacecraft each after they are both seemingly swallowed whole by a second unidentified spacecraft. The two superpowers are quick to blame one another for the disappearances, causing tensions to skyrocket. The United Kingdom has an alternate theory regarding the disappearances however, a theory involving Japan, and sends their number one spy, James Bond, to investigate there. With the help of the Japanese Secret Service, he uncovers a plot far more sinister than anyone could have ever imagined.

The main villain in You Only Live Twice

Blofeld (Donal Pleasance) is the main villain. This is the character’s third appearance after From Russia With Love and Thunderball. This is the first time we see Blofeld’s appearance. Before, we have only been able to see the lower part of his body and his trademark white cat. This is also the first time we see Bond and Blofeld in the same room together. Blofeld is obviously the inspiration for Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers films. Blofeld, like CIA agent Leiter, is a character that is recast for every film. (I’m looking forward to seeing Telly Savalas play the role.) Unfortunately, there still isn’t a henchman as interesting as Oddjob from Goldfinger. Instead of killer sharks, the villain’s weapon of choice this time is deadly piranhas.

Gadgets in You Only Live Twice

Q meets Bond in the field again when Bond requests Little Nellie. This turns out to be a small helicopter outfitted with machine guns, explosives, rocket launchers, heat-seeking missiles, flame guns, smoke ejectors, and aerial mines. Q also gives Bond a helmet with a camera on it. Disappointingly, there is no witty dialogue this time, as Q warns Bond he doesn’t want any of his wisecracks. Later, there are small rockets hidden inside cigarettes.

—–Content continues below——

The World’s Most
Indispensable Movie App

The RunPee app tells you the best times to
run & pee during a movie
so you don't miss the best scenes.


As seen on

Download the RunPee app.
100% free (donation supported)

Get the RunPee app at the Google Play Store       Get the RunPee app at the Google Play Store

Read more about the RunPee app.

What people are saying
about the RunPee app.

Nprtykty, 03/28/2021

Brilliant idea with great information

I’ve been using RunPee for a few years now and it’s basically a requirement of going to the movies for me. The best part of course are the “pee times” that give you cues, synopses and times for when you can pee without missing the most important parts of the movie. There is also information about the credits- length, extras and if there are any extra scenes at the wayyy end. Super helpful to just know that it is or isn’t worth staying. There is a timer function that will buzz your phone when it’s a good time to pee. I also appreciate that the app is very conscientious about it being an app you use in a theater- dark background, all silent alarms etc. I will always enjoy the experience of the theater even if I could watch things at home- but I’ve even used it at home to check for things like after credit scenes or other information too.

View all reviews: Apple App Store | Google Play Store

Get the RunPee app at the Google Play Store     Get the RunPee app at the Google Play Store


You Only Live Twice statistics

Opening stunt: An American space capsule is swallowed by an unknown spacecraft. One of Bond’s many lovers sets him up and he is SPOILER ALERT shot to death in bed.

Bond girls: Aki (Akiko Wakabayashi), Helga Brandt (Karin Dor), and Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama). Women continue to be disposable in the Bond films. While Bond seems to have genuine affection for Aki (just as he did for Jill Masterson in Goldfinger), he doesn’t mourn for her very long.

Title theme sung by: Nancy Sinatra. The song has a pleasant easy-listening quality and is a vast improvement over Tom Jones’s “Thunderball.”

Connection to previous films: Blofeld, the head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E., who appeared previously in From Russia With Love and Thunderball, takes the spotlight as the villainous mastermind in this one.

Final thoughts on You Only Live Twice

If you can get past the fetishization of Asian women and the cringe-worthy concept of “turning Bond Japanese,” this is one of the more enjoyable Bond outings. Along with Goldfinger, this sets the standard by which I will judge all other Bond flicks. It’s fun, surprising, and has a strong villain.

Grade: A

About The Peetimes: We have a good Peetime at around the halfway point.

There are no extra scenes during, or after, the end credits of You Only Live Twice. (What we mean by Anything Extra.)

Rated: (PG) NA
Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller
Starring: Sean Connery, Akiko Wakabayashi, Mie Hama
Director: Lewis Gilbert
Writer(s): Harold Jack Bloom, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming
Language: English, Japanese, Russian
Country: United Kingdom, Japan

 

James Bond Rewatch – Live and Let Die (1973)

 

Don’t miss your favorite movie moments because you have to pee or need a snack. Use the RunPee app (Androidor iPhone) when you go to the movies. We have Peetimes for all wide release films every week, including Madam Web, One Love, Argylle, I.S.S., and coming soon DUNE part II and many others. We have literally thousands of Peetimes—from classic movies through today’s blockbusters. You can also keep up with movie news and reviews on our blog, or by following us on Twitter @RunPee. If there’s a new film out there, we’ve got your bladder covered.

Movie Reviews

Movie Review – Madame Web

Obviously, no one involved with making this movie can see into the future. If they could, they…

Movie Review – Bob Marley: One Love

This movie offers a glimpse into the life and legacy of the iconic reggae legend Bob Marley…

Movie Review – Lisa Frankenstein

Lisa Frankenstein was a delightfully fun movie. One word keeps coming to mind, whimsical. From the…

Movie Review – The Jungle Bunch 2: World Tour

Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown was a cute film but it didn’t quite grab me or my…

Movie Review – Maestro

“I love music so much that it keeps me glued to life,” Leonard Bernstein (Lenny), world-renowned…

Movie Review – Founders Day

Founders Day was not that bad, It was definitely better than I thought it would be. The story was a…

Movie Review – I.S.S.

I thought this movie was going to be worse than it was. My expectation going in was around a D-. But…

Movie Review – The Book of Clarence

I’m not sure how to phrase this without sounding rude but I really disliked this movie. You…

Comments

Leave a Reply

RunPee