RunPee is about Pee. Okay…um: I should rephrase that. We’re about movies.  But pee was the inspiration, and as Alfred Hitchcock famously said, “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” 

This isn’t really the case in modern times, most especially with blockbusters. We at RunPee tend to call the really long ones Bladder-Busters — because they are. It’s funny but really is no joke. We started the whole RunPee app thing while sitting through Peter Jackson’s 3+ hour King Kong, after all.

That doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a great pee joke! In fact, I made it my mission to pull up a whole mess of movie scenes where peeing is the punchline. Want to have some fun for a while? Sit back, open up these movie moments, and enjoy. (Hint: make sure to run and pee first!)

HERE ARE A LOT OF MOVIES WITH PEE SCENES…

Star Lord leaks a little bit:

Iron Man explains how he pees when he wears his suit:

Apollo 13 has a cool scene that solves the question of how astronauts pee in space…and then exactly where that pee ends up:

A hilarious gender-bending pee scene in Jumanji 2:

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels did Iron Man’s little routine first:

The Rundown with The Rock has this little gem:

If you’ve ever had to go in a jar, from Sabotage:

Another bit of pee bottle humor, from Diary of a Wimpy Kid:

Another Wimpy Kid peetime:

Austin Powers never shies away from toilet humor. Each film in the trilogy has at least once funny pee scene:

Dumb and Dumber, and yet another pee bottle, clearly a staple of movie humor:

A cute little scene from Big Daddy:

Another Adam Sandler pee/kid scene, from Billy Madison:

Harold and Kumar pee in the woods:

American Pie had a few pee moments:

Even Disney cartoons aren’t above funny little pee humor:

In Almost Famous, even girls gotta go:

A League of Their Own, with Tom Hanks enjoying a good pee:

Soooooo, this isn’t a comprehensive list of scenes. I was a little shocked at the quantity and quality of pee scenes available on You Tube. But this will get you started, and you can include anything I missed in the comment section.