Dear Lord, where to begin? Watcher left me so annoyed that I can’t come up with a really snappy dig on it. This movie isn’t worth the time it would take for me to rip it apart.
This will be short and not so sweet. I’m going to put full blame on the director. The cast did what they could with what they had to work with—not much.
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Less than halfway through the movie I started checking to see how much was left. It was tedious to watch. The movie moved so slowly that my interest left the building with Elvis.
I powered through it until the end scene and I thought my head was going to explode. The final two seconds of the movie irked me so badly that I let out with a “WTF!!” I didn’t abbreviate that sentence though. I’m pretty sure the only other guy in the theater concurred with my exclamation.
Blah, don’t waste your time. Watcher shouldn’t be watched. Unless you want to punish someone, then send them to see this torture piece, you’ll have the final laugh.
Grade: F
Not everyone agrees with that rating. Steve T. gave it a B-.
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There are no extra scenes during, or after, the end credits of Watcher.
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| Rated: | (R) Language | Some Sexual Material/Nudity | Some Bloody Violence |
| Genres: | Drama, Horror, Thriller |
| Starring: | Maika Monroe, Karl Glusman, Burn Gorman |
| Director: | Chloe Okuno |
| Writer(s): | Zack Ford, Chloe Okuno |
| Language: | English, Romanian |
| Country: | United Arab Emirates, United States |
Plot
As a serial killer stalks the city, Julia – a young actress who just moved to town with her boyfriend – notices a mysterious stranger watching her from across the street.
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