Sometimes we’re in a fun mood and have the time to take advantage of it by taking great lines and replacing them with, well…Pee. Peeing is our literal livelihood. 
Please enjoy these and give us more ideas. “We’re gonna need a bigger bathroom,” ?? Nah, too esoteric? How about these: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a piss.” “The Pee will be with you, always.” “When someone asks you if you have to pee…You. Say. Yes!” “You may pee when ready.” Maybe Han Peed First!
We just know we can make one for Yoda alone. (Star Wars lines are all too easy.) All the franchises and and most quotable movies probably have something fun to mess with. What other ideas do you have? Lines from Harry Potter, or Star Trek, or your favorite iconic comedies?
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I have a vague idea for an ad involving Wolverine and trying to pee with his claws extended. I’ll get to that when I have a few extra minutes. (Someday…)
Do you have any suggestions for other fun Pee Posters based on famous movie quotes? Just let me know. Or even create some yourself if you want and tell me about it in the comments below.
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