Bidet: the height of civilization

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Have you ever used a bidet? I’m guessing most Americans haven’t, since my first encounter with one was in China, but no joke: they are the height of civilization.

For those who don’t know exactly what they are: a bidet is a device that squirts warm water upwards onto your toosh to help clean things up down there after doing your business.

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Here’s the bidet I installed in our bathroom.

You can purchase this bidet on Amazon.com, currently for $249. There are cheaper ones but I specifically wanted one that applied heated water, because yikes, who wants cold water on their toosh?

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This was super easy to install and doesn’t require any special tools. You can probably do it yourself in 30 minutes or less.

The bidet fits most elliptical-shaped toilets. They have a size diagram on the product page you can use to see if this will fit your toilet.

I got this as a gift for my wife for Valentine’s Day. Guys, let me tell you, this makes a great gift. It is very helpful for women when they are menstruating.

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6 thoughts on “Bidet: the height of civilization”

  1. Sarah E Smithers

    I concur.
    Though I got the $30 model and it’s really not that cold..
    Real easy to install..
    And I don’t think I go above the second setting, because it can be a power washer..

  2. I think the “really not that cold” depends on where you live. Here in Asheville, NC the cold water temperature during the winter freezes my hands. I wouldn’t want it on my tooshy. 🙂 But if you live someplace that’s warm in the winter a non-heated version might suffice.

  3. I’m in Ohio, it gets cold..
    But I’m also not a dude, so you might have a point, but the tushy can handle it..

  4. lol, good answer.

    Although, I think bidets are far more common in Japan. I’ve been to France and barely remember seeing on. But in Japan they have them at McDonalds.

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