Many of you have your tickets for the Thursday (April 25th) evening premier of Avengers Endgame at 6:00 pm Eastern Time, or at least only a few hours later. You can’t wait to see the movie opening night, plus you don’t want to worry about getting spoiled by those who see the movie before you.
Good job! You have successfully completed your #AES (Avengers Endgame Spoilers) mission. But…you’re still not out of the woods.
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That means we have time zones, which means some countries will get to see Endgame before it opens in the USA. This is bad news for those of us living in America.
So, you’re still in danger of contracting #AES
To make matters worse, Endgame opens a few days earlier (on Tuesday, April 24th) in quite a few countries: Austria, Australia, Belgium, China, Colombia, Cyprus, Germany, Denmark, Finland, France, Greece, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Italy, South Korea, Lebanon, Malaysia, Netherlands, Norway, New Zealand, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Sweden, Singapore, Taiwan, and the United Arab Emirates.
I did a little quick math — and around a BILLION people live in countries where Avengers: Endgame opens on the 24th.
But it gets worse. Endgame opens in a bunch of other countries on Wednesday 25th.
With the exception of Russia, the USA will be the last country to premier Avengers Endgame to the public
If you live in the USA and want to avoid the barrage of spoilers bound to flood social media about Endgame, then I suggest taking a sabbatical from all social media and news coverage starting around Tuesday at noon, New Zealand North Island Time (8:00 PM Monday night on the USA east coast — or 5:00 pm US Pacific Time).
We will still have early Peetimes ready for Endgame on the RunPee app before the USA’s opening night. The film is over three hours long, and you’re going to want to pee at some point, no matter what MCU producer Kevin Feige says. Good luck, and don’t forget to have the RunPee app downloaded and ready before this crazy long Marvel Cinematic extravaganza begins playing at your film’s showing.
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