The Lego Movie 2 – Video and Lyrics to Not Evil (by Tiffany Haddish)

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The most evil Duplo queen in all of Brickdom?

In a Lego Movie sequel full of big musical earworm hits, Tiffany Haddish managed to pull the house down with her showstopper Not Evil, as Queen Whatevra Wa’nabi explains that while she’s a completely totalitarian Duplo Queen, she’s honestly just sweet and loving, and completely misunderstood.

(Also, her name makes meta sense if you say it enough times. BTW, the “Systar System” reference took me a while to get as well.)

Here’s the early video for Not Evil ( I expect the scene itself will be available soon), followed by the Lyrics, below:


Not Evil

(Sung by Tiffany Haddish and Lego Cast, 2019)

[Intro: Elizabeth Banks & Will Arnett]
Oh no, are we in a musical?
Uh, hope not…

[Verse 1: Tiffany Haddish]
Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens
You’ve read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
And there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of me

[Refrain: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Hmm-mm
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
…I don’t know. It’s very suspicious that you’re leading with this.

[Verse 2: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive, just want to help where I can
I wanna shower you with gifts ’cause I’m selfless and sweet,
So there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of
Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
The least evil queen in history
And if you do not believe me
I totally won’t imprison your family
‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me

[Refrain: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
…Really? ‘Cause I’m getting super evil vibes here.
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know

[Verse 3: Tiffany Haddish & Charlie Day]
Benny, do you like spaceships? ‘Cause I think they are great
How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Well now, my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams
On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team

[Interlude: Elizabeth Banks, Charlie Day, & Nick Offerman]
Come on, do not fall for this!
Wyldstyle!
Haven’t you heard? There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of her!

[Refrain: Elizabeth Banks, Nick Offerman, & Choir]
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she’s clearly an evil queen
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yar, well, I’m not buyin’ it

[Verse 4: Tiffany Haddish, Elizabeth Banks, & Nick Offerman]
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that’s so cruel
It’s like a spider without a web, or a queen without a fool.
Even her metaphors are suspicious…
I’ve got a surprise for you —
A planet that’s really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew!
Her story checks out, she’s cool, not evil.

[Verse 5: Tiffany Haddish, Allison Brie, Will Arnett, & Elizabeth Banks]
What about me?
Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot!
Times that by infinity —
Woohoo!

And, Batman,
Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything —
Oh, I know, that’s why I’m going to give you half of everything!
Uh, like everything everything?
Everything everything.
She’s rad. This chick gets me.
Here’s some other adjectives people use to describe me:
Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty…
— You’re clearly just adding ‘un’ to words that describe you!
Who? Me?

[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
I never trick people into trusting me
By hiding my true personalities
So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me

[Bridge: Tiffany Haddish]
I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
And that wasn’t a lie when I said just now that I never lie
‘Cause I never lie, and I never laugh when children cry
And I never poison enemies of mine
And I never cry when I’m alone at night
‘Cause I’m not sad — I love my life!
I’m gettin’ off track; let me get back to the point I was makin’

[Chorus: Tiffany Haddish]
I’m Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
The most least evil person you’ll ever meet
And if you make eye contact with me
I totally won’t have you executed immediately
‘Cause that’d be evil (Evil), evil (Evil), evil, and that’s so not…me…

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Just try not to love this cat. Even her hairballs are glittery.

One thing the Lego movies do so well is serving up fun, fantasmic, and catchy super-chipper songs, guaranteed to take over your brain for days and nights without cease. Good for them, right? That’s a good viral marketing goal for Legos…but it’s a little hard on us, the viewer, trying to have mental peace.

[pullquote]The wise say the best way out is through, so just play this song now and get it over with.[/pullquote]

UPDATE: I cannot make this song stop playing in my head! The writers knew what they were doing when they composed and executed this catchy, catchy, ARGGGGG catchy song….the last few nights I lied there with this playing in an endless loop in my brain all night long. It became excruciating. Which is  unfortunate, since this is a really cute song and manages to one-up the already catchy tune Everything is Awesome, from the original Lego Movie.

Anyway, you’ve been warned. Here the video and lyrics (scroll down for the words) to the way too aptly named Lego 2′s “Catchy Song “:


Lyrics to Catchy Song (This Song is Gonna Get Stuck Inside Your Head)

(Song featuring T-Pain & That Girl Lay Lay)

This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head

This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head

‘Cause it’s so catchy, catchy
It’s such a catchy song
Gonna make you happy, happy
Don’t try to fight it, sing along
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head

This song’s gonna get stuck inside you
Run, but you can’t hide, I’ll find you
Shine so bright, my bling bling blind you
Sing this song I must remind you
Everybody real loud, scream and then shout
Everybody in the house got it comin’ from they mouth
Wait a minute, let me get ’em
Can’t help the rhythm, stuck in your system

I’m goin’ to the top
Everybody goin’ to the top
Everybody head gon’ rock
Everybody say don’t stop
Everybody say don’t stop, ooh

This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head

‘Cause it’s so catchy, catchy
It’s such a catchy song
Gonna make you happy, happy
Don’t try to fight it, sing along

This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head

There is nothin’ that you can do
There is nothin’ that you can say
This song is stuck on replay
You gotta sing it every single day
From the mornin’ and through the night
I got ’em movin’ from left to right
And if you wonder who’s to blame
Yeah it’s me stuck in they brain
Like a permanent stain and it won’t change
Even if you go insane
This song is now in your brain
And in your brain it will remain

This song is now stuck inside your
This song is now stuck inside your
This song is now stuck inside your head
This song is now stuck inside your
This song is now stuck inside your
This song is now stuck inside your head

‘Cause it’s so catchy, catchy
It’s such a catchy song
Gonna make you happy, happy
Don’t try to fight it, sing along

This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head…

(from “The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part” – 2019 soundtrack)


 

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Here is the fun little short, starring all the regulars from the original Lego Movie, adding some Unikitty rainbow barf, Lego Batman eggnog, a different version of Everything is Awesome, and all kinds of wacky:

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Hope you enjoyed spending time with Ms. Banks. Maybe you can share this quiz with other fans of Elizabeth.

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Raptor trainer, space guardian, archaeologist, cowboy, and brick layer…who sounds remarkably like Chris Pratt.

This adorable spoof of a reality show about which Lego actor gets to become a space-person is really cute/interesting/funny.  Something we at RunPee find continually amusing is how RunPee Dan used to work at Space Camp, and RunPee Jilly worked at Astro Camp, both in the days of our youth. Sometimes geekland is a small universe!

In this video, the cast of the Lego Movie 1 and 2 attend Space Camp to see which of them would make an actually half-decent astronaut, as an effort to help promote The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part…where, it seems, the crew goes into space to become the Lego version of the Guardians of the Galaxy:

Want to guess who the best astronaut is? Who can keep cool and on task, under several levels of gravity, in the multi-axis trainer, during EVAs, and as a member of Mission Control? Captain Robert Gibson, a REAL astronaut, gets to judge (call him Hoot, and cut him some slack for dealing with these slackers):

Your choices for the ultimate Astronaut Title:

Will it be Chris Pratt, ultimate Star Lord goofball and Emmet himself? Perhaps Will Arnett as the intrepid Lego Batman? Or Elizabeth Banks as the cool-as-a-cucumber WyldStyle? And then, of course, there is James Corden, the talk show host who invited them to Huntsville, Alabama in the first place.

Place your votes! Although, really, it starts to become clear which actor keeps their head best in real life…

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