Why RunPee is Not a Trending Topic on Twitter

Well, I FINALLY figured out why – with all the Tweeting about RunPee – we’ve never made it as a Twitter “Trending Topic.”

Apparently, you have to be insane. For example, here is a series of Tweets over a three minute span, about the USA TV show Burn Notice:

FleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Noticeless than 20 seconds ago from web

quiinchan Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Noticehalf a minute ago from web
1. HippyGeek I love Burn Notice myself, but am surprised it’s a trending topic. I thought only I knew about it!1 minute ago from web
2. FleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice1 minute ago from web

FleurDeLyn Burn Notice2 minutes ago from web
FleurDeLyn burn notice2 minutes ago from web
FleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice2 minutes ago from web

FleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice3 minutes ago from web
quiinchan Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice3 minutes ago from web

We’d like to say that you are free to imitate these persistent Tweet posts and say…

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Comments

3 responses to “Why RunPee is Not a Trending Topic on Twitter”

Jilly

August 6, 2009

Did you notice that if you say a word enough out loud, it stops making any sense at all?
.-= Jilly´s last blog ..Why Flash? =-.

Jenn Mattern

August 12, 2009

Well, if nothing else, you just reminded me that I want to start watching Burn Notice. lol Been wanting to check it out since it started, but haven’t made the time yet.
.-= Jenn Mattern´s last blog ..Freelance Writer Challenge: Give Yourself a Break =-.

Jill Browne

August 12, 2009

Certainly takes the cred out of trending topics list as far as I’m concerned. Spam spam spam spam spam, spam with spammy spam on it, and more spam for dessert.

Why must people game every system? What a waste of resources. Does no one value citizenship and integrity? This every man for himself stuff gets tiring. Thanks for shining the light on the trending topics game. Yuck.