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Movie review: Sampson

Poster for Samson: a couple embrace above Samson chained between two pillarsIt saddens me to have to give a movie about one of the greatest stories from the Bible such a poor grade, but Samson was so poorly made -- I was compelled to give it a failing grade.

The direction was sub par, the pacing was tedious, and the acting was an insult to the actual characters. It really pains me to say that, because it was nice to see Lindsay Wagner and Rutger Hauer working again.

If you want to see Samson on the big screen you'd better hurry; this movie will not be in the theaters long.

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Grade: D+

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