I’ve been waiting on pins and needle for this movie. I know I said exactly this for the previous movie of F7. It still holds true.
Let me start off with the fact that I’m probably one of the biggest fans of this franchise. I’ve seen everyone of them on opening day, and had vowed my undying devotion to them. Yet, I may have to withdraw my pledge of allegiance.
To me, it fell flat when compared with the other movies. In no way did it give me the same feelings as the rest of them. I gave it a lot of thought, and came up with a bright side: I think if you don’t compare it with the rest of the franchise, it was okay.
There were a lot of cool action sequences and great effects. In my opinion, Jason Statham and Tyrese Gibson stole the show. Both of them brought an incredible amount of humor to the movie. I didn’t realize that Statham could do humor so well. He’s really funny and hot — emphasis on “hot.”
Dwayne Johnson and Statham also had some great screen time together. The bantering that goes on between them is outstanding. I laughed out loud quite a few times. So there’s the bright side. Now what irked me….
I felt like Charlize Theron didn’t quite pull off the villain of the movie. She didn’t have the grit that was needed. I don’t think this was her fault, because she is a great actress; it was in the writing. They really should have given a better backstory for her. Throughout the entire movie I’m asking myself, who is she? How did she get all of this money, the amazing technology? I spent too much time during the movie wondering why. I know that suspense makes a movie, but it just felt like plot holes to me.
The other thing that seriously bothered me was Vin Diesel. I’ve secretly been in love with his character since 2001 when Dominic Toretto first appeared, sitting in his family’s bar, looking all sexy and bad. That guy wasn’t present in this film. He seemed like he was being forced to just get through the movie.
I’m so terribly curious about his performance. I just want to call him up and ask the questions I’ve come up with. Was his performance — or lack of performance — due to missing Paul Walker? (I miss him terribly.) It pains me, knowing we won’t see his beautiful smile ever again in the movies. Did he not like what he was given to work with? I know that there was tension on the set among the actors, but was it so bad that it affected his acting? Vin, please call me: we need to talk. I love you, but you really let me down.
About The Peetimes: This was a hard movie to get Peetimes for. The action, the plot development, and the overall pace of the movie proved difficult. I found two Peetimes that I’m putting in, but let me caution you: you must not go over the time I put. Each of the Peetimes are directly followed with major scenes that you have to see.
There are no extra scenes during, or after, the end credits of The Fate of the Furious. (What we mean by Anything Extra.)
Rated (PG-13) for prolonged sequences of violence and destruction, suggestive content, and language
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller
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