Why RunPee is Not a Trending Topic on Twitter

Well, I FINALLY figured out why – with all the Tweeting about RunPee – we’ve never made it as a Twitter “Trending Topic.”

Apparently, you have to be insane. For example, here is a series of Tweets over a three minute span, about the USA TV show Burn Notice:

  1. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Noticeless than 20 seconds ago from web
  1. Madmen_normalquiinchan Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Noticehalf a minute ago from web
    1. Jill_normalHippyGeek I love Burn Notice myself, but am surprised it’s a trending topic. I thought only I knew about it!1 minute ago from web
    2. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice1 minute ago from web

  1. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn Burn Notice2 minutes ago from web
  2. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn burn notice2 minutes ago from web
  3. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice2 minutes ago from web
  1. Asi5271_normalFleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice3 minutes ago from web
  2. Madmen_normalquiinchan Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn NoticeBurn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice3 minutes ago from web



We’d like to say that you are free to imitate these persistent Tweet posts and say…

RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee RunPee

…using all 140 of your available characters repeatedly for several minutes…but honestly? It’s just a little bit creepy.

Jill Florio

Co-Creator of RunPee, Chief of Operations, Content Director, and Managing Editor. RunPee Jilly likes galaxy-spanning sci fi, superhero sagas, fantasy films, YA dystopians, action thrillers, chick flicks, and zany comedies, in that order…and possesses an inspiringly small bladder. In fact, that little bladder sparked the creation of RunPee. (Good thing she’s learned to hold it.)

3 Replies to “Why RunPee is Not a Trending Topic on Twitter”

  1. Certainly takes the cred out of trending topics list as far as I’m concerned. Spam spam spam spam spam, spam with spammy spam on it, and more spam for dessert.

    Why must people game every system? What a waste of resources. Does no one value citizenship and integrity? This every man for himself stuff gets tiring. Thanks for shining the light on the trending topics game. Yuck.

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