There may be an app for everything…but can you use your iPhone to slough off grime and dead skin cells? We think not. Well, not yet. But there’s an iPhone soap to the rescue!
The iPhone soap actually looks like an iPhone. With little apps. If you can’t afford a real iPhone, you might even fool a few foolish people when you carry it around with you. Whip it out and tell your broker to sell! REALLY LOUDLY!
You know I want one of these soaps. I love batshit crazy things like this. I want to pretend to have important business calls in the shower with my iPhone. I want to pretend I will take your call while lounging in a bubble bath strewn with rose petals. Plus, the soap smells like vanilla, which is apparently what geeks smell like.
If the RunPee app was featured on the soap it would be durn near perfect.
Maybe we can special order these soaps with the RunPee app and give them away at blog functions? Who would like one?